Showing posts with label Taniwha Poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taniwha Poem. Show all posts

Thursday, September 16, 2010




Taniwha
Smells like off cheese going mouldy and puked on by a cat that recently ate tuna
Looks like a lab tested fish with teeth rotting and evil, cold hearted blue eyes
Sounds like a hawk screeching in pain from being bitten by a vampire bat on full alert
Feels like a slithery, scaly dried out piece of sea weed covered with damp sand and moss
Faster than a cheetah, ruthless, blood thirsty, enraged.

Taniwha

Taniwhaw

Taniwha

Smells like rotten meat with 1,000 year old eggs.

Looks like a terrifing, slimy worm with big leeches and a head like a blobfish.

Sounds like a fulmar vomiting.

Feels like a small room filled with taniwhas and can move as fast as a sneeze.

Taniwha

L.H.

Taniwha
Smells like marshmallow dipped in with melted milk chocolate
Sounds like a soft whisper swaying through the wind
Looks like an enormous dragon with a golden diamond on the end of its tail, fighting for his friends and people

Friendly, speedy, a hero and an enormous playground for children
Taniwha

H.H

Thursday, September 9, 2010


Taniwha...

Smells bitterly foul like old cat food, which has been in the green fingers garden bin, spreading disease to all its nearby neighbours.

Sounds like a monstrous herd of elephants storming their way through the crowd, trying to get the front seats.

Feels like a revolting, rotten boiled egg which has been dunked in really salty soy sauce.

Looks like an old tremendous grannies face with lots and lots of scales but with very, very sharp teeth and claws.

Fiercely fast, terribly sly, and like a rhino charging.

Taniwha.

witten by A.S

taniwha


Taniwha
Smells like rotten cheese in a sewer pipe

Looks like a very mean t-rex with wings

Sounds like like an erupting volcano in a cave

A very mean killing machine with a temper like a rhino

Taniwha

V.C.

Taniwha


Taniwha oh Taniwha, you smell like a moldy pot of baked beans with slimy frogs that are over a year old.


Taniwha oh Taniwha, you look like a crunchy piece of dried up toast that has been in the sun for 3 years with a bit of potato skin that was peeled in 1840.


Taniwha oh Taniwha, you sound like a big, fat pig oinking away trying to have a baby, with a bit of a ROAR to it.


Taniwha oh Taniwha, you feel like a puffy white cloud with sharp teeth as spikes.


Taniwha oh Taniwha, you can be a clean, mean, fighting machine


Taniwha

By E.C.

taniwha


Smells like a crumpled, oily crab dipped in the dirty toilet.

Looks like a wild cat quietly creeping up towards its prey.

Sounds like a herd of elephants thumping on the sand.

Feels like a gooey, scaley,bumpy thing.

Taste's like uncooked meat drizzled with rotten cabbage juice


Taniwha


J.G

Taniwha


Taniwha
Sounds like a lion roaring in tremendous pain and agony.
Looks like a glamorous, scaly dragon with long pointy wings and red beady eyes.
Smells like rotten eggs over- cooked on the stove.
Feels rough scaly bumpy and hard round the outside.
Caring, kind hearted and fair.
Taniwha

K.S.

Taniwha


Taniwha
Smells like cat vomit, will refuse to take a bath.
Looks like wrinkled old paper dipped in vinegar.
Sounds like a broken alarm clock but with a deeper ring.
Feels like mushy fish guts with a leather jacket on.
Tastes like I don't know, I dont go licking taniwhas.
Filfthy, overpowering, unpet-like and razor sharp teeth.
Taniwha

D.O.